Hype is about to give me one more generational entry and I’m here for it.
Let’s get a flush and get out of no man’s land and we bid this.

I’ve uncovered something dark.
Something ancient. Something hiding in plain sight.
The OG Bitcoin whales… are SELLING.
No, they’re not bidding your Rune shitcoins.
They despise BRC since its worse than fax.
No, they’re not minting “laser-eye wizards riding broomsticks” on Ordinals.
No, they didn’t sweep your IPFS-stored JPEGs on ETH of a pixelated PUNK collection.
They’re just… quietly hitting the red button.
In size.
And it’s horrifying.
These aren’t your average whales. These are Mt. Gox survivor whales. Genesis block tier. Pre-halving cavemen. They were there when Satoshi still roamed the e

I genuinely want to know what twisted, masochistic pleasure someone gets waking up each morning just to call the top again.
How sad must it be to spend your days circling disbelief on the same tired charts, chanting your cult mantra: “Four-year cycle, bro.”
No AI slop required, most of you couldn’t conjure an original thought. You just copy pasta the disbelief chart, circle the downtrend and say ya that happening.
Imagine living such a dopamine-starved existence that one tiny red candle sends you sprinting to X, triumphantly tweeting “I called it!”
Four weeks of green candles and one day of r

capo was right. its joever
(me trying to blow the candles to go the other way)

Highest bitcoin close ever.
Ancient bitcoin whale full stake hitlered. BTC barely moved 2-3%.
Remember when the world was ending when Germany was selling.
Anyways bullish set up. If you can’t handle the volatility buy some bonds.

MegaETH needs to make TikTok and Instagram reels. Thats how XRP won. Thats how we beat all the other L2s.
Also hit retirement homes, taxi/uber conventions. Gotta get the average Joe to be excited.

We somehow still care about tariffs.
This was a very positive week.
GDP growth. Sec bullish. Earnings solid.
What else do you want?

Today I set up a Roth IRA, IRA, 401K, and all the cool accounts that people set up. Am I doing this right?
I would now like to allocate my funds to TrapFartHouse6900x is this possible?

BlueFin hit $1MM+ in monthly revenue. It’s now #1 on Sui and # 61 overall.
Top revenue protocol sitting at $30M mcap seems mispriced > it’s become the home for core DeFi in Sui.
What am I missing?

I haven't use Facebook actively in like 12 years. Man, it would be nice to have a facebook that wasn't crap where i could connect with my friends / stay up to date. what happened? whats next?

Every few weeks the hopium addicts crawl out with “rate cuts soon” like it’s some secret the market forgot to price in.
There’s been zero signal. The only legit cut chatter has been September and even that’s been on thin ice all year (improving tho).
Take your pills and relax.

Imagine being an Ordinal artist and you sell out a collection.
You tell people you believe in Ordinals and Bitcoin.
But you buy no one else’s art and you sell all your BTC for $40K.
So that $200K mint would now be worth $600K.
Anyways lol. Larps everywhere.

You’re not successful until you get sued.

There is no free lunch.

Risk Curators are going to get commoditized within a year.
Same with liquid funds charging 20-30% on private LP deals when all they need to do is arb basic, risk free strategies.
Everyone is going to get arbed. Depth for volatile pairs will increase as people look for yield.

My nephew called Labubu mid. He’s 10. Are we cooked chat?

For the last three days, the number of tokens on Base have exceeded Solana. Zora leads both Bonk and PumpFun.
I find it curious the same people who often use this metric to tout Solana aren’t talking about Base.
Anyways the trenches are dead. Good memes dying.